7 Strips of Bacon: Two Posts in a Row! Oh My!





2. I leave for church camp tomorrow!

That’s why I’m posting this, so you guys don’t go awhile without a post. Although, I have gone longer without posting, but I’m trying to change that!


Even though I was excited about the DW trailer, I didn’t watch it until just now. Guess what I saw…WEEPING ANGELS! I. AM. SO. EXCITED!

4. I’m kinda excited

Because “Runner” went from being in the hundreds of thousands in the overall rankings on Barnes & Noble, to 69,000, then 47,000, and it’s now sitting pretty at 37,000 out of 2,000,000+ You should go download it, because it’s FREE, so you have no excuse not to.

5. Xbox!

I bought my friends Xbox S, and I’m having so much fun playing on it! I’m currently playing Dragon Age: Origins, and It’s sweet! Add me on Xbox Live: jaloru22

6. R2-D2 Xbox

Even though I just bought my friends Xbox S, I really want this Xbox that looks like R2-D2, and the controller looks like C-3PO. Plus, it comes with a white Kinect, and the Star Wars Kinect game.

7. I’m almost ready…

…to reveal what my next project is! Yay!




7 Strips of Bacon: Chicken To No Eat

Hi guys. It’s me.

1.I’m slightly confused.

Apparently, somebody found my blog by searching “chicken to no eat”.

See?!?!? I'M NOT LYING!

2. I had this dream…

…it was really scary, but kinda interesting. I have decided, that it is going to be my next book.

3. Where’s Waldo?

Two friend’s and myself, are going to make a movie adaption of “Where’s Waldo?” It’s gonna be epic. Keanu Reeves is going to be Waldo, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be the guy who’s looking for him.

4. I’m even more confused.

I just Googled  “chicken to no eat”, and apparently not only can you find my blog by searching that, I’m on the second page.

5. Do you like the new blog theme?

I didn’t like the old one, it was to dark. So naturally, I chose an even darker one.

6. Pirates 4 is amazing.

I went to the midnight showing. MY FIRST EVER. It was pretty flippin’ awesome.

7. “Runner” is coming soon…

…to the Nook, iBookstore, and whatever it is Sony has.


Some Very Exciting News

Hi. I’m really happy right now. Why?


Well, when I say published, I mean onto the Kindle (Nook coming soon)

It’s called “Runner” and it’s about a 16-year-old boy who is on the run from some very bad guys. He doesn’t know who they are, or what they want, but they have his family and he has to find out who they are, what they want, and how to get his family back before it’s to late.

Awesome, huh? It’s actually a short story, but it’s the first in a series of short stories (Probably eight.) I’m super excited for you guys to read and enjoy it! It’s currently in review by Amazon and will show up on the site within the next 24 hours for 0.99. I’ll let you know when it’s able to purchase!


Please do me a favor and tell everybody about it! Post it on your Twitter, Facebook, MySpace (heh, Myspace. Yeah, right) everywhere!


7 Strips of Bacon Vol. 3

Hi Guys! I know it’s been a while…a long while. But I’ve been really busy lately. You know: Drivers ED, school, acting, being awesome, It’s a really hard job.

Now that I’m 16, I have a new view on life. It’s the I-wonder-what-I’m-gonna-do-when-I-get-my-drivers-license view. I’m sooo excited to get it. 27 more days! (That’s May 16th.) Any-who, onward! TO THE LIST!

1. My sister get’s me hooked on The weirdest songs.
Today she got me hooked on “Handlebars” By Flobots. It’s kinda weird, but really awesome.

2. I’m actually eating bacon RIGHT NOW!
Now, when I say “Right Now” I don’t mean right now as you’re reading this. I mean right now as I’m writing this. I’m eating potato skins. They’re yummy.

3. I really wanna play Portal 2
I’ve never played Portal. Just a demo of the first game. But man, was it great. Now, with the release of the sequel, I wanna play the first one, so I can play the second. But, I’m just a poor 16-year-old with no money, and no job…27 more days.

4. Stop what you’re doing and watch Your Mom.
She’s great.

5. I hate Lady GaGa
I used to really like her, but I read the lyrics for her new song, “Judas” and I wish she’d go hang herself. JUST LIKE JUDAS.

6. Jesus Love’s You.
Just thought I’d throw that in there.

7. Saturday is the day!
Series Six of Doctor Who premiers on BBC America! AHHHHH!

Thank You. That is all.

Adventures in the DPS

Hi everybody, how are all of you? I’m doing good.

Honestly, I have no idea what I’m gonna post about. I guess I’ll tell you about my adventures I had at the hell-hole DPS yesterday.

So, my older sister, Kassie (Who turns 21 on the 28th 29th of this month) had her drivers license stolen. Who would want too steal your drivers license? I can understand it if your under the legal drinking age, and look like the person who owns the license. But she isn’t even 21, yet.

So, we arrive at the only DPS around us that’s open on days other than Wednesdays, and not only does my 17 year-old sister, Whitney, who was also with us park where it says DO NOT ENTER, but the line is horrendously long. So, we wait. I’m sitting down next too Whitney, watching what could have easily been 15-20 people stand in line, with looks of hatred on their faces. I was just waiting for somebody to pull out a 9mil. and start shooting. Then, somebody walks in. She sees the line, and without stopping, turns right around and leaves. I was losing it.

A man who left with a new Drivers License in hand was stopped by another man who was in the back of the line, behind Kassie.
“How long were ya’ waitin’?” Said the “Cowboy”
“Let’s see here…about, hour and half, two hours.” The man said as he rushed out the door, obviously creeped out by the strange mans question, as I would soon be.

About twenty minutes go by before Whitney receives a text from Kassie, asking too go to an ATM, too get some money, because they only accept cash. So, me and Whitney leave the hell-hole DPS to make our way to the nearest Bank of America too get the dough.

We pulled into the DPS at 4:59, it closes at 5:00. I run in before the lady locks the door, and give my sister the money. She is 2nd in line, and so were almost done. The lady locked us in, which was okay, except for the fact that we were in there with…the Cowboy. I never got his name, but he was very talkative to me and Whitney. He was asking us things like, what grade we were in, who we were taking to prom, all those things. He was also trying to hook me up with his daughter, who is apparently the same age as me. He asked me what college I was going to, so I thought that I’d feed him a bone by saying UCLA (Which I do kinda wanna go too.)

But finally, after the (surprisingly) nice DPS lady got her computer that she was having trouble working again, we left. Quickly. We then went out to eat and soon forgot all about our visit to the DPS.

Thanks for reading,

P.S. Happy Birthday to my mom! She turned…well, I don’t think that she would appreciate me telling her age. But Happy Birthday anyways!

7 Strips of Bacon Vol. 2

Hey guys!

I haven’t put a post up here in a while, so here’s your Seven strips of bacon, Vol. 2!

1. I’m gonna try and do these more often
I’m talking about the “Seven Strips of Bacon” I’m gonna try and do them every Friday if I can.

2. I’m writing a book!
I’ve loved to write ever since I was little, and since I got a Kindle for Christmas, I thought that I’d write an eBook. Since that lady who wrote the Tryle Trilogy made $15mil off of her eBooks, I thought I’d give it a try. I probably won’t make millions, but I could probably make a few extra bucks. And as a jobless teenager, I’ll take all the help I can get. These Video Games won’t pay for themselves!

3. I’m REALLY tired.
Don’t ask me why. I got plenty of sleep last night.

4. I’ve found a Minecraft clone for iOS
It’s called “Eden” and It’s 99 cents in the ‘ol App Store. I’ve mostly just place TNT in my buildings and blow them up.

5. I started Season Two of Numb3rs today.
I got Season 1 and 2 for Christmas, but haven’t got around to watching it until a couple of weeks ago. And let me tell you, I really like this show. Even though I HATE math.

6. I finished Assassins Creed II
I actually did this awhile ago, but haven’t had the chance to post about it. Holy crap. That ending was awesome.

7. If I started a podcast about all of the Weird News, would you listen?
Just curious. I’ve been wanting to do it for awhile.

Thanks for reading, guys!

Twitter: jaloru95 or charliesheen

5 of the Geekiest Pictures EVAH!

So, I’m looking around the interwebs, when the idea struck me. I’m gonna do a post of my top 5 geekiest pictures EVAH! So, here goes.

5. The Darth Knight
The Darth Knight

Introducing, The Darth Knight! His archnemesis? Juke Skywalker! Which is the Joker and Luke Skywalker! Trivia: Mark Hamil plays both Luke Skywalker, and The Joker in the Batman animated TV series,  Batman: Arkham Asylum and in Batman: Arkham City.

4. Star Trek vs. Doctor Who

Star Trek vs. Doctor Who. What more can I say? Besides, EPIC.

3. Star Wars Movie Posters.

I know. I cheated. But, these are sooooo amazing! There are tons of Star Wars movie posters out there. One day, I might do a post on just Star Wars movie posters. They’re pretty awesome.

2. Mickey Mouse Revolt

It’s Mickey Mouse! He’s soooo cute! WHY WOULD YOU WAN’T TO KILL HIM?!?!?

1. The Dark Side

Ohhhh, Darth Maul. I love you. He looks so beast in this picture. So does the big man himself, Darth Vader.


And there it is! My personal favorite geek pictures!


Twitter: jaloru95 or justinbieber

Jack Bauer

I would first off like to say that this post doesn’t contain spoilers for “24”

How awesome is Jack Bauer? I’m pretty sure that he eats a full meal of bacon at the end of every hour so he can be super freakin’ awesome.  But wait, how come you never see Jack Bauer eat in “24”? Because, he’s Jack Bauer. You also never see him use the bathroom. But all the dudes that have peed their pants while Jack Bauer was torturing them makes up for it.

Every time Jack Bauer tortures somebody, a baby is born. Every time Jack Bauer crys, little kids in Africa get water for weeks. They drink his tears and THATS why they help him out in 24: Redemption. They owed him. Jack Bauer never owes you. Unless, your name is Chloe O’Brien.

Only this guy can make Jack Bauer cry.

Every time Jack Bauer gets mad, a little piece of everybody in the world dies. Just to let you guys know, we’re all dead.
Jack Bauer kicks Chuck Norris’ butt.
If you haven’t experienced 24, do it. Right now. Before Jack Bauer stabs you. With a pen.

7 Strips of Bacon

Life is good. Bacon is Good. Therefore, whenever I talk about my life I compare it to Bacon. Which is awesome. Here is my 7 strips of Bacon, or 7 strips of awesome, or 7 things in my life that I did today or in the past few days, but that is too long. Just like that last sentence.

1. I made a blog. Bet you couldn’t figure that one out.

2. I did not eat Bacon. 😦 Therefore, today has been less awesome.

3. I am a hard working man who works out and likes to take long walks on the beach, and I’m a great cook.

4. That last strip was a lie.

5. If a strip of Bacon is a lie does that mean it doesn’t exist? If so, should this be called 6 strips of Bacon?

6. I am homeschooled. Can you tell?

7. Don’t drink that Racist Coffee

BANG! There’s your 7 strips of Bacon.