Monthly Archives: January 2013

7 Strips of Bacon: The Return

I haven’t done one of these in a long time! I used to do nothing but these, so I stopped. Now I never do these, so I’m going to start again. YOLO.

1. I’m a forreal writer for a website!

Yep! I got my first ever writing “gig”(?). It’s for one of the biggest Christian gaming websites, The Coalition of Christian Gamers! You can check the website out at I’m having a blast being apart of the team over there. Some exciting stuff is happening!

2. I’m in a corner crying.

I’m writing a book right now, and every few pages, I send to an agent in NY. He’s like my writing coach. He critiques my work, send it back to me, I revise, and send back to him. We go back and forth like that. Anyways, I just got some revisions in from him.

Holy Cow.

The amount of red on the screen is baffling. A blind person could probably read it.

Now, it was just the first page mostly, and some on the second page. The red is sprinkled throughout the rest of the manuscript. But man, I had a heart attack when I opened the word document the first time.

3. I’m going to do these more often.

How many times have you heard THAT one before, huh? I’m being honest this time. Since I’m becoming more and more serious in my writing, I want to have a place for my own on the internet. Also, it’s good to point people to, if I want to write for their website.

Although, I’m not sure pointing them to a website called Existential Bacon is the best thing to do when I’m trying to be professional.

Oh well.


4. Looper is amazing. Looper is amazing. Looper is amazing…

A couple of nights ago, I watched Looper, because I’ve heard so much about it. For those of you who don’t know, Looper is a movie staring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt, and some little kid who has terrible parents for letting him be in a move like Looper.

Anyways, it’s about this guy in 2044(?) who is what they call a ‘Looper’. The Mob in the future send people back in time, and the loopers go to where the target is sent back at, and kills them. G-Lev (I just made that up. It’ll catch on.) is a looper, but one day, they send back the future version of himself (Brucey-Baby…good god I hope that doesn’t catch on), and G-Lev doesn’t kill him, so Brucey-Baby gets away. It’s a really awesome movie, with a great story, and some pretty tear jerking scenes. Go watch it. Now.

5. I get to watch the Super Bowl!

I wasn’t going to watch it if the Patriots were going to be in the SB. I hate them so much. You have no idea how much I hate them. It’s kinda ridiculous. I was hoping for a Falcons v. Texans Super Bowl, and then a Falcons v. Ravens. However, the Falcons lost to the 49ers today–who I also hate–so that wasn’t going to happen. If it was a Patriots v. 49ers Super Bowl, I would not have watched the Super Bowl. THAT’S how much I don’t like either team. But it’s not, and I will!

6. My Can is empty.

My can of Dr. Pepper is all gone. Seriously, canned drinks are not big enough. They’re all gone as soon as you take a couple of sips! Seriously! It’s ridiculous. A pandemic. It needs a solution.

7. I am very tired.

So I will go to bed now. Goodnight!


Dumbest Headline Goes To….

So I was on the internet today, like ya do, when I saw this headline for a news article: “Is the President More Worried About His Kids Than Yours?” My answer

Hell yeah.

I sure hope so.

If he was a good father, of course he’d be more worried about his kid than others, President or not! I’m not a father, but if I had to choose between somebody else’s kid and mine, see ya later, random kid.